So, I was inspired by my friend's post on LJ about quotes she had heard today so I decided to post some of the weirdest quotes from my life.

Okay, here we go.....

And hey, guess what? I'm allowed to use their real names instead of the fake ones they used to make me use.

My Mom (to my brother): Spit it out!
My brother, Josh: Hold on, I want to keep explaining it!

Josh: Who's that?
Me: That's George Hamilton.
Josh: Oh, ew, he looks like a giant piece of beef jerky!

Me: Hey, do you remember the Duggars?
Josh: No, do you remember the fuckers? Oh! Wait! I didn't mean to say that!

Me: I have a conundrum.
Josh: Is that...some sort of tumor?

Me: Well, there's something you don't see everyday.
Mom: What? Two old ladies playing air hockey?
Me: It even sounds funny!

My Aunt Lori (to my brother): I said old ladies, not old farts, you're the one that keeps farting!

Josh: Oh, I thought I smelled dill pickle but it was just my armpit.

Me: Oh, that's unlucky.

Me: Make like a camera and focus, dumbass!

Josh (after sparking a fire): I make fire!

Me (holding my Supernatural season two DVD case up): Aren't they beautiful?
Aunt Sandy: Who are they?
Me: Pretty.

Emmy (after chasing Josh around and finally cutting him off): I bite.

Me (after seeing my little brother and little cousins all ride by on their bikes): You don't see that everyday, it's a parade of midgets!

Josh: Can you protect them from me? I'm 666. Actually, I'm only 333.
Me: You're only half evil?

Me (unwrapping SPN season two): Oh, look at that, they're unwrapped (hugging them to my chest) I feel closer to them.

Me: Is there any dessert?
Lori: Um, I think there's some ginger cookies.
Me: Good, then I can put some lipstick on.
Uncle Jack: For the ginger cookies?

Me: Like my lipstick? (with a straight face) It's for the ginger cookies.
Lori: Wow, those are some red hot ginger cookies.

Me: Are you psychic or psychotic?
Jacob: Don't they mean the same thing?

Josh (while watching a commercial for a bra): I feel like I shouldn't talk during this commercial.

Me (about Josh): He's becoming a teenager and it's scaring me!

Me (about Dog the Bounty Hunter): You know, you see him on the street, you don't think 'oh, he must be a really nice guy who's in touch with God and has a nice family and a stable job'. You think, 'holy crap, that is one scaring motherfucker'.

Josh: I'm a marmoset!

And this has been.....Tales from the Peanut Gallery!

Don't ask me about that last one, because I have no idea.

Kisses,
Becks